LA FAMILY
An irreverent pantheon, where each Porco embodies the irreverent side of Italian expression. But don't stop to watch: we want your contribution!
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IL DIO PORCO (THE PIGGY GOD)
The host, the King of the Jungle… you can use it whenever and however you want. There's always a reason to cast a Dio Porco! However, the most common reasons are varied: when we are driving, during a game, but also when you hit your little finger against a table leg:
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"Aaaaahh! Damn the Dio Porco, how bad!"
LA PORCA MADONNA (THE PIGGY MADONNA)
The Superior Mother Whore. Why bitch? Ask her husband! When he returned home after a long trip, he discovered that his wife had become pregnant… with another man!
As Giuseppe did, you can invoke the Porca Madonna when you are very, very angry:
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"Porca Madonna, you don't understand shit!"
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*Artistic note: To paint her hair, we used the same shade as the Dio Merda.
IL DIO CANE (THE DOG GOD)
Man's best friend... And probably the oldest disciple. After all, it seems like they've been through a lot together... Just like in life, the Dio Cane is a complementary part of the Dio Porco. In fact, it can be used as a reinforcement for a blasphemy:
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"Oh God, you filthy bastard dog!"
IL DIO MERDA (THE SHIT GOD)
The stinky God. The origin is uncertain, but according to some legends it dates back to when God stepped on a piece of shit and, amazed, exclaimed: "Shit!". You can invoke the Dio Merda whenever you are truly disappointed in something. Sometimes it is followed by another member of the "family" because it is never enough:
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"Damn the Dio Merda of that stinking Dio Porco!"
IL DIO LADRO (THE THIEF GOD)
And infamous too. Especially if he has just stolen your car and you have to walk 30km in the rain. It is believed that the origin of this God dates back to the Romans, where he was associated with power, the Government. Hence the famous saying "it rains, Dio Ladro of an infamous government!"
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"Here's another sky-high electric bill, Dio Ladro!"
IL DIO BOIA (THE EXECUTIONER GOD)
The grotesque god... Grim and sharp as a blade, this god has the ability to beautifully conclude a successful blasphemy and restore calm, no matter what. Its vaguely Tuscan origin gives it that precise and elegantly deadly touch from which no one can escape.
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"Dio Boia, you forgot to turn off the gas again!"
